((Please don't take any of these disses seriously! I was joking on most of the disses I wrote on here, please don't be offended. And if you are, please keep it to yourself because I don't need bullshit in the comments c)
The name's BEN DROWNED,
I can kill you without a single sound,
Majora's Mask is my game, I'm certifiably insane.
I haunt video games and electronics,
Bitch, I'm more evil than Sonic.exe
Jeff claims to be beautiful with his fish eyes and Joker cuts,
Yet I got most of his bitches sucking on these deku nuts.
I hate water, but I'll burn you with these Diss flames
So hot, they'll make even Jane go straight!
"You shouldn't have done that..." is my catchphrase,
It's better than "Spread the word" which is really fucking lame.
Slender man doesn't scare me,
Since he's pretty much expressionless, we all know he's just a Kristen Stewart wannabe.
Eyeless jack will never get any pussy,
The only organ he will ever GET to eat is kidneys,
I dislike dogs, but I can handle pussy,
If you know what I mean ladies,
Since I'm young, you might think I'm only 4 inches,
But you should see me when I'm statue hard, bitches
You all might think I'm an ass for dissing you out of the blue,
But quit bitching, because you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
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* whacks BEN's head* YOU ARE TWELVE!!
this is my jam
This is fricken awesome!!!
This is actually hilarious!