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(Contains: sexual themes and strong language)
((Please don't take any of these disses seriously! I was joking on most of the disses I wrote on here, please don't be offended. And if you are, please keep it to yourself because I don't need bullshit in the comments c:))
The name's BEN DROWNED,
I can kill you without a single sound,
Majora's Mask is my game, I'm certifiably insane.
I haunt video games and electronics,
Bitch, I'm more evil than Sonic.exe
Jeff claims to be beautiful with his fish eyes and Joker cuts,
Yet I got most of his bitches sucking on these deku nuts.
I hate water, but I'll burn you with these Diss flames
So hot, they'll make even Jane go straight!
"You shouldn't have done that..." is my catchphrase,
It's better than "Spread the word" which is really fucking lame.
Slender man doesn't scare me,
Since he's pretty much expressionless, we all know he's just a Kristen Stewart wannabe.
Eyeless jack will never get any pussy,
The only organ he will ever GET to eat is kidneys,
I dislike dogs, but I can handle pussy,
If you know what I mean ladies,
Since I'm young, you might think I'm only 4 inches,
But you should see me when I'm statue hard, bitches
You all might think I'm an ass for dissing you out of the blue,
But quit bitching, because you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
HURRRRFFFF
Credit to :iconbendrownedplz: for letting me take some info in his bio for this poem c:
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MorbidPickle Oct 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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Toxicpineapples Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
this is my jam
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:iconbendrownedplz:
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
DAS MAH SHIT BROOOOOOOOO
WHAAAAAAAAAAT TSK MAN DAS SICK BRO XDDDD :iconbengetswagplz:
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ST3PHF4C3 Oct 17, 2013  Student General Artist
THANKS BRO I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT XDDDD
:iconbengetswagplz: :iconyaybenplz: :iconbengusta: 
BUT SERIOUSLY, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED WITHOUT YOU HURRHURRHURR. :iconffryojiplz:
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:iconbendrownedplz:
jdbvgdbvhfj :iconbencryplz:
u r teh best mortal ever
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ST3PHF4C3 Oct 18, 2013  Student General Artist
asdfghjkjhgfghjhg thx bennigans ur teh best creepypasta ever
I hope I don't have to worry about you drowning me now :iconforeverbenplz:
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InsanitysDelirium Oct 16, 2013  Student General Artist
This is fricken awesome!!!:happybounce: 
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ST3PHF4C3 Oct 16, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks eue
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InsanitysDelirium Oct 16, 2013  Student General Artist
will you make others for all the Pasta's? Please!!!
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